Do you want revenge that was dropped on your ass? Bring out your crazy ex-husband. Remember these 12 devious ways. and prepare for war!
Breakups are often emotional. Especially if the breakup was particularly ugly. That includes breaking up with the person you caught cheating or the person who hurt you. You might want to cry, get drunk, scream, throw things out the window, and so on. But the first thing you want to do is take cold revenge!
Now, most people will tell you that the best revenge you can serve your ex is to turn into a better person while moving on from a toxic relationship.
which includes exercise learn something new being a financier and other great things that your ex wants you to be[Read: How to survive the first 168 hours after a breakup]
But for those who are more impulsive or do not have a knack for self-improvement. There are also revenge tactics you can use to get back to your ex.
12 Ways to Be a Crazy Ex and Get Revenge
Keep in mind that these tips are for those who want to be branded as crazy. not only that but They might put you in jail if you get caught..
So if your desire for sweet and sweet revenge is greater than you love your reputation and well-being. Try these horrible methods of revenge.
#1 Flood him/her on social media. Nothing says “ex-crazy”?? Better than publishing your issue online ten times a day, seven days a week. All your social networks will see your ex for who he is! This added drama tends to rant and will deter anyone who might be dating your ex.
#2 hack into his/her social account For couples, you might have an idea of what his/her password is. Guess and hack into his/her social accounts. Now you’re in. Enjoy it! You will be tricky and sneaky. Or it can be loud and proud!
If you’re aiming for subtlety You can start liking web pages full of pornography or anything disgusting. so that when he logs in His feed is filled with all the disgusting pictures and videos the internet has to offer.
#3 Post his/her number on a dating site. And we’re not talking about good little dating sites like Tinder or OKCupid. Find really dirty sites. Full of creeps, of course, you’ll need to create an account. This shouldn’t be a problem since you still have pictures of your ex on your hard drive, right? If you’re feeling more adventurous Include his/her work address and home address as well so the creeps have something to do next.
#4 Use his/her email to subscribe to spam. Oh the magic of the internet! All you need is your ex’s email address to get tons of spam sites to attack his/her inbox with spam! You can choose to go all in and subscribe to every porn site you see. But you can also choose to be systematic with this.
Was your ex not well raised? Does he have an erection problem? Penis pumps and viagra sites are all over the net! Is your ex dissatisfied with your love life? Subscribe to her emails at many dating sites. You can also subscribe to breast augmentation services. If you want her self-esteem to drop
#5 Go to his/her usual hangout point. First, you must look like a poor shipwreck. so that if your ex refuses to respond You will get sympathy from the crowd. when you get there Cry it out and create a scene Be sure to loudly announce what your ex has done to you. This works best if your ex has a date. And you also get positive points if your ex was banned from the place. Repeat until he/she is banned from the entire district. [Read: 14 things to keep in mind when you bump into your ex]
#6 Using seafood to make the house smell bad You probably already know that raw fish or shrimp that is left at room temperature can make the whole area smell bad. If you still have a copy of your ex’s key. Use this information to your advantage. when he/she leaves Instead, sneak into the house and leave raw shrimp in the vent. behind heavy equipment and under his bed This may take a few days. But the stench will be worth it.
#7 Get a new beauty and show off to him/her. Want to make your ex jealous and insecure? Find a good looking guy and go on a date in the place where your ex is most likely to see you. Make sure your date is dressed like the big guy on Wall Street or the King of Spain. Then loudly announce how your date is a better partner than your ex. And you’re glad you’re dating someone who knows how to work in the bedroom. [Read: 13 rebound sex questions to know if you’re really ready for it]
#8 Date one of your ex-girlfriends. There is nothing close to home to date your ex. Not only will you be hanging out with someone who knows exactly what your ex is up to. But you could also ruin their friendship. Make sure you invite yourself whenever they’re together. Just so you can express yourself enthusiastically in front of your ex. [Read: Everything you need to know about revenge sex!]
#9 his car keys This is disruptive and a terrible piece of advice. But if you want your revenge quick, hey, why? Just make sure you do this in the dark where no one can see you. and instead of just drawing random lines Try spelling out a word that describes your ex, such as “wanker”?? “Slut” ?? Or “Cheat good, stupid bastard in bed and cheese toes”??
#10 Leave a bonfire at his/her door. Did you watch “Orange is the New Black?” If you do, you know what this prank is. Wrap the poop in paper and pour it with gasoline. Then drive to your ex’s house. Leaving a pile of shit in front of his/her door Then light the fire before you ring the bell. Your ex’s first instinct is to step on it to put out the fire. which will cause him to have to clean up disgusting [Read: How to heal a broken heart the wicked way!]
#11 Send a warning brochure to his/her neighbor. This evil prank works best if your ex is new to your neighbors. You can send a brochure detailing his/her most inappropriate actions, and don’t limit yourself to the truth either! You could say he/she was an arsonist. Sex offenders, drug dealers or wife killers Judging the neighbors may be enough to make your ex move away for good.
#12 For a woman, tell him you are pregnant. This works best if you recently broke up. and was never caught cheating on him. Find a female friend who accidentally gets pregnant and take her to a pregnancy test a few times. Send one to his house and the other to his parents’ house with a card congratulating grandparents. This works best if your ex is from a conservative home or if he happens to be with someone new in his house.
if he kneels down to you have fun with him He may have broken up with the new woman already. When you’ve got a way with him and you’re tired of his presence. You could say you took the test again and it was negative. An emotional rollercoaster should be enough to keep his head up for a few days. [Read: 10 things you definitely have to do after a break up to feel awesome again!]
With these tips in mind You just need to make sure you have a backup plan. There is a line that says “Don’t use permanent solutions for temporary problems”?? Your desire for revenge will be temporary. But ruining your reputation and being sent to jail will have an impact that will last you a long time.[Read: 12 reasons why the no contact rule is the best way to get over an ex very quickly!]
With that said, are you 100% sure you still want your crazy revenge-seeking ex?