fireworks and explosions Here are some common metaphors that people use to describe their first orgasm. Want to know more? Read more…
Vague one-word descriptions are often inconsistent enough to demonstrate the effect of “Le Petit Mort” on a person, especially if the person experiences it for the first time. which we think is like a drunken man explaining particle physics to an orangutan.
We’ve all heard so many first sex stories where the ending is both funny and awkward to the extent that it’s scary. Even if you have bad sex But there are no bad orgasms. So today we asked the front pages of the internet about their first orgasm stories to see how they handled it.
People talk about their first orgasm.
#1 Start early. “I’m five years old. It’s so good that I still do it every day.” – Bilingual (Male, via reddit)
#2 Just imagine how many climaxes of pillow youth around the world are there. “One night, when I was 13, I lay on my back for a while. Trying to find the best angle of attack, and suddenly my dick exploded, feeling awesome, but looking completely messed up., Like when you break a cake with your bare hands. I don’t know what it is But all of a sudden I was tired, so I went to bed.” – black_fire (male, via reddit)
“I’m 11 years old first. Pillow to me. I had sex only once about 10 years ago. I have to use the device myself to achieve it now.” -stressed_out_student (female via reddit) [Read: How to masturbate – sexy self-pleasure tips for women]
“At the time I pretended to be a cowgirl when I was a kid *don’t ask* and sat on the hard sofa pillows. It’s ours when I started to feel ‘stinging’ as I know it, and even though it was ‘painful’, it really felt ‘interesting’, so I kept doing it and noticed that it put pressure. So I acted like crazy and felt these little ‘stabs’ hitting me on what I now know to be my clit. I was so nervous I was going to piss myself because both me and the cushions got wet. Needless to say a few more times to experiment with this, I think wtf is happening and I haven’t stopped since then.” – MuraHachi (Female, via reddit)
#3 When you’re so innocent you can’t help but panic. “Terrible. I was 11 or 12 watching porn I stole. I’m doing my thing and I think I really need to pee. I was in the basement and up a small staircase to the bathroom with my dick flipping around. I ran into my cum while I was going up the stairs.” – king_krimson (male, via reddit)
“I only rubbed for 30 seconds and I remember having a strong desire to pee intensely. But I can’t stop. And lo and behold, the biggest cum shoots out of my dick all over the family sofa…oh what a mess. And it smells too. I panicked and didn’t know what to do.” – cory140 (male, via reddit) [Read: Going solo – the sexy benefits of masturbation]
“Summer vacation 1981: I was at home alone watching “One Day at a Time” rerun on TV. Crushing myself and imagining Valerie Bertinelli I was 11 years old when I came I was freaking scared – it hurts *or at least it hurts back then* No semen. I just crumpled a ball on the couch and thought I’d hurt myself. I didn’t tell anyone and didn’t “rub” myself in over a year. – tetzy (male, via reddit)
#4 May Nana rest in peace. But I will not stop after what I discovered! “Pretty bad. I’m 12. I don’t know what it is. Just touching yourself to porn because it feels good. And then it started shooting. I feel terrible because my grandmother passed away last week. And I feel like she’s in heaven watching me with shame and whatever. Promise not to do it again then a few days later I got horny and did it again. The rest is history.” – KeepPushinIt (Male, via reddit) [Read: Female masturbation tips for guaranteed orgasmic bliss]
#5 Like Columbus discovered a new world. “This is really funny and embarrassing. When I was about 12, I discovered the clitoris. when i reach the climax I thought I was a genius and the only girl in the world who knew about this phenomenon. until my last boyfriend *We met when I was 17* I didn’t tell my partner how to masturbate. Because I still think I’m the only one who knows about the clitoris – Miss Garrison.” (Ying, via reddit)
#6 Toy Story *NSFW Version* “I got a vibrating pen from Secret Santa when I was 11 years old. I was in the room using it as a nice neck massager… I wondered how it would feel on my breasts… my nipples… my stomach… finally, between my legs. I don’t know what just happened. * Growing up in a conservative home never heard the word But it’s the most amazingly beautiful feeling I’ve ever experienced. My best orgasms are still happening on the vibrator.” – ItsQuietTime (Female, via reddit)
“We don’t have many chairs in the basement where we watch TV while I’m at it. 9So I use our exercise ball as a chair. I’m good at finding my center and will sit cross-legged on top. One time I was alone, falling, and a little angry. I started pounding on it and knew it felt good when I pressed it. Start doing this quite often as it becomes the highlight of a particular day. to this day The exercise ball motivates me.” – lazyrightsactivist (female, via reddit) [Read: Surprising unknown benefits of not masturbating]
#7 Tribute to all the fans out there. “Now my girlfriend is dating me on our first date. I have no previous sexual experience. And while I’ve masturbated before I’ve never had an orgasm. when he finished My body trembled for at least ten minutes. It was unbelievable.” – unknown redditor
#8 When the faucet isn’t the only one running into the bathroom “The first time I was in the bathtub, chill *not that easy* under the faucet and let the water come. Be careful of the temperature It should be slightly warmer than warm. another option If you have a shower head you can really make the water come out really strong and intense. try this method This is also more convenient. The best orgasm I could give myself! when with someone I found nothing better than oral. I seem to like it warm and wet.” – hownicetomeetyou, (female, via reddit)
“When I was 11, I learned about masturbation and tried it in the bathtub. I’ve never had sexual feelings before. And at that time I had not even reached puberty. *I had my period at 13* so I touched myself and it felt good. I started spraying out a clear liquid… And I clearly remembered because I sat at one end of the tub and it gushed over the faucet. It didn’t stop there. As I continued rubbing myself, I continued to gush. This continued for ten minutes or so. I remember the sound of my juice hitting the bottom of the tub over and over. It’s a very intense sound.” -vocaltalentz (via reddit)[Read: How to push the right buttons to achieve multiple orgasms]
No one forgets their first time – especially their first orgasm. You might be shocked, confused, panicked, or even excited about your first orgasm. But one thing is certain. You will want more