A successful reunion requires knowing when you’re annoying so you can restore balance in the relationship. Do you know how you distract your man?
There are times when it seems like all you have to do is breathe to annoy the man in your life. Men and women are very different creatures. We thought we were helpful and charming. But sometimes they disagree. If you think you’re not annoying him, think again. Here are 70 ways to annoy your boyfriend without even trying.
#1 Tell him that he should wear something different from what he has. Even if he is underdressed or overdressed for any occasion. He doesn’t want to hear this from you. Let him wear what he wants and deal with the consequences.
#2 Change the channel. Nobody likes having the channel switch in front of them. Even if it doesn’t look like it really is.
#3 Ask him what he wants to do tonight. Men don’t like being slandered. Making decisions about plans often frustrates them. They actually want you to choose. [Read: 10 decisions you should never let your partner make for you]
#4 call mom to talk Guys don’t like it when you’re friends with their mom. The last thing they want is the two of you swarming around them.
#5 appeared in his work His work and personal space should be separate from his relationship. If you just showed up at work He may not be as active as you think.
#6 talk to his past He doesn’t want you to know what he was doing in the relationship before you. There’s a good chance that you either side with his ex or judge him about him. [Read: 13 secret signs your boyfriend’s not over his ex]
#7 stay together until noon Guys don’t want to go on vacation and reminisce about the night before. Most likely, if they want to sit around in their underwear, they don’t want you to sit next to them.
#8 continually talk Sometimes men just want to have fun in the silence. when they don’t want to talk They don’t want to hear you say either.
#9 Call them. unless important information is exchanged Men don’t want you to call them. They are basically creatures that speak few words. And talking on the phone can make it worse. [Read: Why do men hate talking on the phone?]
#10 messages in front of them Texting while with a guy says he’s not number one. The only time he wants you to take time out of what you’re doing with text messages is to him.
#11 Watch a movie 2 around, especially chicks Maybe he’ll be willing to watch your favorite chick flick with you the first time. But asking him to watch over and over might push him away. [Read: Casablanca: Romantic classic date night movies]
#12 Sing along to your favorite song. Record your singing for the shower or the car!
#13 Play your playlist. Your music isn’t as fun for him as yours. He doesn’t care about your Keisha song or your Pink song about picky guys.
#14 Talk when he is playing video games. If he seems disinterested or distracted He wouldn’t be stupid—really. then he thought so [Read: Dealing with a boyfriend who’s addicted to video games]
#15 Just show up at his house. He wants to have his own space sometimes and doesn’t want to feel like he should be expecting you all the time.
#16 Ask about sports rules when he watches the game. If you don’t know how sports games work, try Google. [Read: 12 dating stereotypes of women in a man’s mind]
#17 Walk in front of the TV Walking in front of the television while watching something is a surefire way to upset him.
#19 Vacuuming when he watches the game. Wait until the game is over to clean around him.
#20 Leave your tampon in his bathroom. Men don’t want to know how it all works. and don’t want to see [Read: 10 big annoying girlfriend habits that guys hate]
#21 Leave your makeup around the sink Makeup is something that can make you feel good. But it annoys them. Most men hate the time it takes. mess and cost
#22 Bathing too long. Most men only take five minutes. So they don’t understand why you take a 30 minute shower.
#23 Drive. He doesn’t like losing control at all. [Read: 9 ways guys manipulate and control their girlfriends]
#24 Talk about work. He cannot keep up with ever-changing office politics.
#25 Let your underwear hang in the shower. Your luxuries annoy him unless it’s with you or outside of you.
#26 Talk about your period. Let’s face it, young people do not know much about the time period. So that’s definitely not a topic of conversation that most people would be interested in talking to you. [Read: The guide to having sex on your period]
#27 Ask if you look fat. They knew that whatever answer they gave would be wrong.
#28 It takes too long to prepare. when they are ready to go They don’t want to wait
#29 Being late for your date. they are there Where are you [Read: 12 important dating rules for classy men and women]
#30 Clean his apartment. You’re moving his shit around and maybe even moving your stuff in…
#31 His best friend’s bad mouth. Although he is a coward But he doesn’t want you to point out clearly.
#32 Asking if everything is correct. Questions, questions, questions… that’s all he heard. [Read: Questions you should never ask your man]
#33 Wear his favorite t-shirt. Okay, maybe he likes the idea of seeing you in a t-shirt. But when you decide to take the one he likes and not take it back. He won’t like it anymore.
#34 Talk about your friend’s drama. He just didn’t understand and, to be honest, he probably couldn’t keep up.
#35 Rearrange his closet. He was very annoyed when his belongings could not be found.
#36 Ask him what he is thinking. If he wants you to know, he’ll tell you. [Read: 9 ways to get your man to start communicating with you]
#37 Talking during his sports game. again, if he looks distracted He probably is.
#38 Text his friend. Of course, he wants you to like his friends. But that doesn’t mean he wants you to text them all the time. [Read: Is flirting cheating when you’re in a relationship?]
#39 Be good friends with his best friend’s boyfriend. They don’t want you to compare notes, which could harm them.
#40 Apply mascara along the cracks of his bathroom tile. Have you ever tried to take it out? what a nightmare
#41 Clogged drains with your hair. There is nothing more annoying than standing in the water. [Read: 9 wild ways to have sex in the shower and enjoy it!]
#42 Asking for his dinner. unless he proposes he does not share
#43 Try to hold his hand in front of them. Are you destroying his “coolness”?? factor.
#44 Appears unexpectedly on a guy’s night. That was his time to vent and relax. So when you show up without notice It might feel like it’s covering him. [Read: How to think like a man and impress your guy]
#45 Invite yourself along when he goes out with his friends. If he doesn’t ask, you’re not invited.
#46 Snore. While he may be equally guilty, it doesn’t make your snoring any less annoying.
#47 Bring things from your apartment to him. Slowly moving in, it’s not cold. If he kept a separate place to be separated [Read: 15 things to know before moving in with your boyfriend]
#48 Speak in a baby voice. he is not a baby So he probably didn’t want anyone to talk like a child.
#49 Make up a nickname for him. If he doesn’t like to talk like a cute kid. He’s not likely to like cute nicknames either.
#50 Karaoke at the Bar Not only annoying but also has a very bad effect unless he joins [Read: 20 most romantic songs for the one you love]
#51 Describe to him about his drinking habits. He already has a mother…
#52 Comments on the cleanliness of his apartment. He knew he was a pig. But he doesn’t want to hear it from you.
#53 Tell him he should ask up at work. When you comment on your work problems. You make him feel like he doesn’t know what he’s doing. [Read: Love or career? – How to make the right choice]
#54 Take him to a family wedding. You don’t want to put up with your family, then why would he do that?
#55 Try “correct”?? he and his friend’s boyfriend man is a grown man You don’t need to set a play date for them.
#56 Talking about his health issues in public. Don’t mention the fungus between his toes or bald spots. just plain not cool
#57 Tell someone about their family or family problems. He hardly wants to tell you in the first place. Don’t be “tell the girl, tell the world” ?? print. [Read: 14 insights into what men want and need in a woman]
#58 Accidentally washes my favorite white shirt in red and turns it pink. you try to do good But the destruction of his favorite shirt is not much.
#59 Drunk texting him while hanging out with his friends. If you’re hanging out with your friends, hang out with your friends.
#60 Showing up after a night of girls hanging out drunk to call a booty he doesn’t like. No guy wants his girlfriend to get drunk and drool over him. It’s possible you can get there and pass halfway. [Read: 10 sober reasons why drunken sex is never a good idea]
#61 Trying to clean something off his face with a tissue. Again, he already has a mother.
#62 Look through his phone. Do not overlook his personal affairs. You wouldn’t want him to look past yours. [Read: 10 signs the guy you’re with deserves your trust]
#63 Take pictures of yourself around his apartment If he wants a picture of you, he’ll ask.
#64 Make plans for him on a Saturday night without asking. Even if he has no plans But he doesn’t want you to create a plan for him.
#65 Tell him he needs to cut his hair. A grown man knows what he wants to look like. You embarrass him only when you point it out clearly.
#66 Criticize him in front of others. Even if you think it’s funny But he probably doesn’t enjoy being called by you in front of others. [Read: How to master positive self talk and banish negativity]
#67 Make a new dish and make him try. If he doesn’t like poached eggs and salmon Don’t make him try it just because you succeeded.
#68 Trying to change his diet. He survived on his own well. and likely won’t feel the need to change anytime soon.
#69 Talk about children. A hint is not seen as a hint—it is seen as a pressure. [Read: 11 ways to know if both of you are ready to have a baby]
#70 Invite your friends on a date. He doesn’t want to listen to your woman’s words. And no one needs a third wheel at all. [Read: New relationship advice to have a perfect start]
There are things that women do to distract men. Sometimes I know sometimes unconsciously women are different from men Recognizing these differences And when it’s time to take a break to cool off, it’s a great way to maintain a healthy relationship.